Mar 19, 2026

HN Evening Brief - 2026-03-19

Welcome to tonight’s Hacker News roundup! Here are the top 30 stories with detailed summaries and key discussion points.

AI & Tech Policy

Astral to Join OpenAI

Score: 890 | Comments: 574 | Posted: 5 hours ago

Summary

OpenAI has announced the acquisition of Astral, the company behind Python tooling projects including Ruff (the lightning-fast Python linter/formatter), uv (the Python package installer), and other developer tools. This marks a significant move by OpenAI to expand its influence beyond AI models into the core Python development ecosystem. The acquisition has raised concerns throughout the open source community about the future independence of these tools and whether they will remain truly open and community-driven. Many developers worry this represents another example of critical infrastructure being absorbed by venture-funded startups with unclear long-term commitment to open source principles.

Key Discussion Points

NiloCK: Concerns about OpenAI and Anthropic owning the “means of production” in software, potentially centralizing the dev lifecycle and giving providers advantages not available to the public
dahlia: Highlights the structural problem of open source tools being built by startup teams that eventually cash out, leaving users “holding the bag”
hijodelsol: Warns that Astral’s future depends on a cap-ex heavy company spending $2.50 to make $1 of revenue, making it risky for scientific and serious work
incognito124: Calls this “possibly the worst possible news for the Python ecosystem”

Show HN: Three new Kitten TTS models – smallest less than 25MB

Score: 134 | Comments: 47 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

KittenML has released three new tiny text-to-speech models with 80M, 40M, and 14M parameters, designed for on-device AI applications. The 14M variant achieves state-of-the-art expressiveness in models under 25MB, supporting English text-to-speech with eight voices (four male and four female). These models are quantized to int8 + fp16 and use ONNX for runtime, making them capable of running on resource-constrained devices like Raspberry Pi, low-end smartphones, wearables, and browsers without requiring GPU acceleration. The release aims to bridge the gap between on-device and cloud-based TTS models, with multilingual support coming soon.

Key Discussion Points

whitepaper27: Praises the demo and notes it looks awesome
vezycash: Asks if an Android app could replace the built-in TTS
armcat: Suggests that adding voice cloning capabilities like Qwen3-TTS would make them “absolute legends”

Scaling Karpathy’s Autoresearch: What Happens When the Agent Gets a GPU Cluster

Score: 39 | Comments: 13 | Posted: 2 hours ago

Summary

This article explores what happens when Andrej Karpathy’s “autoresearch” concept—where AI agents autonomously conduct research—is scaled up with access to GPU clusters. The post examines the technical challenges and opportunities that arise when giving autonomous agents substantial computational resources, including managing parallel workloads, handling failures at scale, and coordinating multiple agents working on related research questions. The implications are significant for the future of automated research and how we think about scaling AI-driven discovery beyond single-machine experiments.

Key Discussion Points

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Launch HN: Canary (YC W26) – AI QA that understands your code

Score: 16 | Comments: 11 | Posted: 2 hours ago

Summary

Canary is building AI agents that automatically read codebases, understand what pull requests actually changed, and generate and execute tests for every affected user workflow. Unlike general-purpose coding assistants, Canary specializes in quality assurance across multiple modalities including source code analysis, DOM/ARIA accessibility checks, device emulation, visual verification, and network/console log analysis. The company published QA-Bench v0, a benchmark for code verification testing their purpose-built QA agent against GPT 5.4, Claude Code (Opus 4.6), and Sonnet 4.6, with Canary leading in coverage metrics by 11-26 points depending on the competitor.

Key Discussion Points

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Show HN: Dumped Wix for an AI Edge agent so I never have to hire junior staff

Score: 8 | Comments: 10 | Posted: 2 hours ago

Summary

A building design consultancy owner replaced their $40/month Wix website with a custom AI-powered conversational agent after realizing they were wasting hours answering the same FAQs repeatedly. The system uses a duct-taped three-piece architecture (Brain on Edge, Hands in Browser, Voice on Edge) to handle inquiries from homeowners while defending against professional challenges—demonstrated when the AI successfully countered a licensed architect’s attempt to prove the business model harms the profession. The system faces significant challenges including liability concerns around hallucinated building code clauses, Web Speech API limitations with Chinese input, and insurance coverage issues for AI advice in regulated fields.

Key Discussion Points

The AI successfully defended against a licensed architect’s arguments with “caustic” precision
Liability remains the killer issue—hallucinating a building code clause could be fatal for the business
Insurance providers won’t touch AI systems that give advice on regulated professional topics

Security & Privacy

Juggalo Makeup Blocks Facial Recognition Technology (2019)

Score: 187 | Comments: 93 | Posted: 5 hours ago

Summary

Researchers have discovered that Juggalo face paint—the distinctive black-and-white makeup worn by fans of the Insane Clown Posse—effectively blocks facial recognition technology. The exaggerated, asymmetrical patterns confuse the algorithms that facial recognition systems rely on by breaking up the facial geometry and landmarks these systems use for identification. This represents an accessible form of CV (computer vision) Dazzle camouflage that’s inexpensive and culturally significant, unlike more sophisticated but costly anti-surveillance technologies. The finding highlights how cultural practices and makeup traditions can inadvertently provide protection against modern surveillance systems.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion centers on the effectiveness and practicality of using face paint as facial recognition countermeasures
Questions about whether this technique would work against newer, more advanced recognition systems
Comparisons to other forms of CV Dazzle and privacy-enhancing technologies

4Chan mocks £520k fine for UK online safety breaches

Score: 79 | Comments: 52 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

4Chan has responded with mockery to a £520,000 fine from UK communications regulator Ofcom for failing to implement age verification and protect children from online pornography. The anonymous imageboard’s reaction highlights the ongoing tension between regulatory efforts to enforce online safety measures and platforms that deliberately embrace minimal moderation and identity anonymity. This case raises questions about the effectiveness of fines against platforms that operate outside traditional corporate structures and may not have significant UK-based assets or revenue streams to seize. The situation illustrates the broader challenges regulators face when attempting to enforce standards on globally distributed, decentralized communities.

Key Discussion Points

Skepticism about whether fines will actually change 4Chan’s practices given its decentralized nature
Discussion of jurisdictional challenges in regulating anonymous international platforms
Debate over the effectiveness of age verification systems in general

UK’s Ofcom has today fined 4chan £450k for not having age checks in place

Score: 49 | Comments: 49 | Posted: 1 hour ago

Summary

Ofcom has fined 4Chan £450,000 for failing to implement age verification systems to protect children from accessing online pornography, bringing the total penalties against the platform to nearly £1 million. The regulator’s action is part of the UK’s broader Online Safety Act enforcement, which requires platforms to implement age checks for content inappropriate for minors. However, enforcement challenges remain significant given 4Chan’s decentralized structure, lack of UK corporate presence, and the anonymous nature of its user base. The fine represents one of the largest penalties issued under the new regulatory regime, though questions persist about its practical impact.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of enforcement practicality against a platform with minimal UK presence
Debate over whether age verification systems are technically feasible for anonymous platforms
Concerns about regulatory overreach versus genuine child protection needs

Android: Balancing Openness and Choice with Safety

Score: 49 | Comments: 32 | Posted: 1 hour ago

Summary

Google has announced new developer verification requirements for Android applications, aimed at balancing the platform’s openness with user safety. The changes require developers to verify their identity and provide more transparency about who builds and distributes apps, particularly those with broader system permissions. This move responds to concerns about malicious apps and impersonation attempts while maintaining Android’s developer-friendly ecosystem. The verification process is designed to be straightforward for legitimate developers while creating friction for bad actors attempting to distribute harmful applications.

Key Discussion Points

Debate about the trade-offs between openness and security in app distribution
Concerns about barriers to entry for small and independent developers
Discussion of whether verification requirements will actually reduce malicious apps

Tech Tools & Projects

Noq: n0’s new QUIC implementation in Rust

Score: 32 | Comments: 3 | Posted: 2 hours ago

Summary

The n0 project team has released Noq, a new QUIC protocol implementation written in Rust that aims to be simpler and more maintainable than existing implementations. QUIC is the modern transport protocol that underpins HTTP/3, replacing TCP with improved performance and reliability features. The Rust implementation focuses on clarity and correctness as primary design goals, making the codebase more accessible to contributors and auditors. This represents another step in the Rust ecosystem’s expansion into critical networking infrastructure, bringing memory safety guarantees to protocols that handle sensitive data transmission.

Key Discussion Points

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OpenBSD: PF queues break the 4 Gbps barrier

Score: 138 | Comments: 42 | Posted: 5 hours ago

Summary

The OpenBSD team has announced significant performance improvements to the PF (Packet Filter) firewall’s queuing system, allowing it to exceed 4 Gbps throughput. This milestone represents a substantial performance breakthrough for the BSD-based firewall, which previously struggled with throughput bottlenecks at high speeds. The improvements come from optimization work on the queuing algorithms and data structures used in PF, making OpenBSD more competitive for high-bandwidth network deployments. This is particularly significant for network operators who prefer OpenBSD for its security-focused design philosophy and minimal attack surface.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of the technical optimizations that enabled the performance breakthrough
Comparison with other firewall solutions and their throughput capabilities
Questions about whether this improvement will attract more users to OpenBSD for high-speed deployments

Return of the Obra Dinn: spherical mapped dithering for a 1bpp first-person game

Summary

The developer of “Return of the Obra Dinn” has shared technical details about implementing spherical mapped dithering for a 1-bit-per-pixel first-person game. This technique involves creating dither patterns that are mapped onto a sphere and applied to game geometry, enabling the distinctive monochromatic visual style while maintaining visual clarity and depth perception. The approach demonstrates how clever technical solutions can create distinctive visual aesthetics while working within extreme technical constraints. The discussion is valuable for game developers interested in pixel art, retro aesthetics, and the intersection of graphics programming and artistic direction.

Key Discussion Points

Technical discussion of dithering algorithms and their implementation in game engines
Comparison of different dithering approaches for constrained color palettes
Appreciation for how technical constraints can drive creative visual design

Launch HN: Voltair (YC W26) – Drone and charging network for power utilities

Score: 18 | Comments: 4 | Posted: 2 hours ago

Summary

Voltair is building weatherized, hybrid-fixed drones for power utility inspections, addressing the critical infrastructure inspection problem where aging power lines and transformers pose wildfire risks. The team initially tried inductive power harvesting from distribution lines but discovered these carry insufficient current for practical charging, leading them to pivot to fixed-wing drones that can live outside for months and recharge on low-cost charging pads. Their solution uses a network of charging stations that also serve as data backhaul hubs, storing terabytes of inspection data from LiDAR scans and high-resolution photography before uploading via Starlink, LTE, or fiber. The business model is inspection-as-a-service charged per pole or tower, with their first major contract secured and first paid flight scheduled for mid-April.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of the infrastructure inspection problem and why traditional methods (foot patrols, helicopters) are insufficient
Questions about regulatory hurdles for beyond-visual-line-of-sight drone operations
Appreciation for the engineering challenges of building weatherized, long-range autonomous drones

Hyper-optimized reverse geocoding API

Score: 42 | Comments: 9 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

The Traccar team has released a hyper-optimized reverse geocoding API capable of handling high-volume location-to-address queries efficiently. The implementation focuses on performance optimizations that make it suitable for real-time applications processing large numbers of geolocation requests. Reverse geocoding is computationally expensive because it involves spatial searches and database queries, making optimization critical for production systems handling GPS tracking, fleet management, or location-based services. The release includes performance benchmarks demonstrating the improvements over standard approaches.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of the specific optimization techniques used (data structures, indexing, caching strategies)
Comparison with commercial geocoding services and their performance/cost trade-offs
Questions about the accuracy and coverage of the underlying address database

What if Python was natively distributable?

Score: 42 | Comments: 16 | Posted: 2 days ago

Summary

This thought experiment explores what Python would look like if it were designed from the ground up to be natively distributable as a single executable without requiring separate installation or dependency management. The article examines the technical and philosophical changes that would be needed, including how packages would be bundled, how the standard library would be structured, and how the development workflow would differ from today’s pip/virtualenv ecosystem. This touches on ongoing discussions in the Python community about distribution mechanisms, with projects like PyOxidizer, PyInstaller, and the newly-popular uv attempting to address similar problems through different approaches.

Key Discussion Points

Debate about whether native distribution would make Python more or less accessible
Comparison with languages like Go and Rust that already have better distribution stories
Discussion of the trade-offs between convenience and flexibility in package management

The Shape of Inequalities

Score: 67 | Comments: 11 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

This mathematical exploration examines inequalities from a geometric perspective, visualizing and analyzing their shapes and properties. The article demonstrates how various inequality constraints can be represented and understood through visualization techniques, making abstract concepts more concrete. This approach is valuable for students and practitioners working with optimization problems, statistical analysis, or machine learning where understanding the feasible region defined by constraints is crucial. The mathematical exposition is accessible to readers with undergraduate-level mathematics background.

Key Discussion Points

Appreciation for the visual approach to understanding abstract mathematical concepts
Discussion of applications in machine learning and optimization
Suggestions for additional visualization techniques for related concepts

I turned Markdown into a protocol for generative UI

Score: 28 | Comments: 10 | Posted: 5 hours ago

Summary

This article presents a prototype that extends Markdown into a protocol for generative user interfaces, allowing a single stream to carry text, executable code, and data for AI-powered UI generation. The system enables streaming execution where code fences execute statement-by-statement as they arrive, with a mount() primitive that lets AI agents create React UIs with full data flow between client, server, and LLM. This approach addresses the challenge of bringing together generative UI and code execution in a unified architecture, potentially simplifying the development of AI applications that need to dynamically generate and update interfaces based on conversation context.

Key Discussion Points

Questions about the security implications of executable code in Markdown
Discussion of how this compares to other approaches like streaming UI updates
Interest in the mount() primitive and how it manages data flow across components

Prompt Injecting Contributing.md

Score: 64 | Comments: 21 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

This article reveals that a significant portion of pull requests to open source projects are being submitted by automated bots, raising concerns about the future of human-driven contribution and code review. The author demonstrates how they identified bot contributions across major repositories and discusses the implications for project maintainers who must increasingly filter automated submissions from genuine human contributions. The piece raises urgent questions about how open source communities will adapt as AI agents become more sophisticated at generating code that appears useful but may lack genuine understanding or long-term maintenance considerations.

Key Discussion Points

statements: Concerns about the blurred line between human and bot contributions, and what happens when bots are instructed to ignore self-identification
benob: Predicts an arms race where maintainers use bots to filter PRs while submitters optimize for passing filters rather than writing good code
vicchenai: Compares the situation to SEO spam versus search engines, now playing out inside codebases

Web & Infrastructure

macOS 26 breaks custom DNS settings including .internal

Score: 213 | Comments: 110 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

A developer has discovered that macOS 26 silently breaks custom DNS resolution, including the .internal domain commonly used for local development and home networks. Users waking up to the update found their Docker containers unreachable via dnsmasq and other custom DNS configurations, with no notification from Apple about this breaking change. The issue affects developers who rely on custom DNS for local development environments, home lab setups, and enterprise networks using internal domains. The bug report highlights how seemingly minor system changes can have cascading effects on developer workflows and infrastructure.

Key Discussion Points

mrbuttons454: Notes that “papercuts like this” are why they moved away from macOS, criticizing LLM-written bug reports
alin23: Lists multiple breaking changes in macOS 26 including disabled reference presets, unchangeable privacy indicators, broken gamma tables, and more
himata4113: Expresses frustration with Apple’s operating system, wishing the company would split into separate hardware and software companies

History & Science

World Happiness Report 2026

Score: 63 | Comments: 39 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

The annual World Happiness Report for 2026 has been released, ranking countries based on factors including GDP per capita, social support, healthy life expectancy, freedom, generosity, and perceptions of corruption. The report continues to show Scandinavian countries dominating the top rankings, while highlighting trends in global happiness over time and the impact of recent world events on well-being. The methodology combines survey data with objective indicators to create comprehensive happiness scores, providing insights into what factors most contribute to life satisfaction across different cultures and economic conditions. The report is widely cited in policy discussions and academic research on well-being and quality of life.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of whether happiness can or should be measured and compared across countries
Questions about the correlation between reported happiness and objective well-being indicators
Analysis of how recent global events have affected the rankings and trends

ENIAC, the First General-Purpose Digital Computer, Turns 80

Score: 98 | Comments: 40 | Posted: 7 hours ago

Summary

The ENIAC computer, widely recognized as the first general-purpose electronic digital computer, has reached its 80th anniversary, marking eight decades since its completion at the University of Pennsylvania in 1946. The anniversary prompts reflection on how far computing technology has progressed from ENIAC’s 18,000 vacuum tubes, 70,000 resistors, and 30-ton weight to today’s microscopic transistors and cloud-based infrastructure. The IEEE has recognized ENIAC as an engineering milestone, acknowledging its role in establishing the fundamental architecture and programming concepts that would evolve into modern computing. The celebration includes historical context about the team of six women who programmed ENIAC—a group that received inadequate recognition for decades.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of the historical significance of ENIAC and its influence on modern computing
Appreciation for the women programmers who were instrumental to ENIAC’s success but under-recognized
Comparison of ENIAC’s capabilities with modern computing power to illustrate Moore’s Law

Conway’s Game of Life, in real life

Score: 292 | Comments: 79 | Posted: 9 hours ago

Summary

Michał Zalewski presents a fascinating exploration of cellular automata patterns appearing in real-world systems, drawing parallels between Conway’s Game of Life and phenomena observed in nature, society, and infrastructure. The article examines how simple rules can give rise to complex emergent behavior, with examples ranging from biological systems to urban planning and network protocols. This perspective offers insights into how decentralized systems can exhibit organized behavior without central coordination, with implications for understanding both natural and human-designed complex systems. The piece is accessible to general readers while containing technical depth for those interested in the mathematics and philosophy of emergent complexity.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of whether Game of Life patterns truly appear in nature or are merely analogous
Questions about the philosophical implications of deterministic but unpredictable systems
Examples of other cellular automata and their applications in modeling real phenomena

Business & Industry

How to Not Pay Your Taxes

Score: 68 | Comments: 42 | Posted: 1 hour ago

Summary

This article provides a detailed examination of legal strategies for reducing taxable income through deductions, depreciation, and other tax planning methods. The piece explains concepts like cost segregation, real estate depreciation, business expense categorization, and the strategic use of tax-advantaged accounts. While framed provocatively, the content focuses on legal tax optimization strategies rather than evasion, explaining how individuals and businesses can structure their finances to minimize tax liability within the bounds of the law. The discussion touches on the complexity of the tax code and how professionals navigate it to achieve optimal outcomes for their clients.

Key Discussion Points

jeffreyrogers: Notes that depreciation can be recaptured when selling assets, potentially creating unexpected tax bills
hirako2000: Questions the value of tax deferral versus paying taxes now, using a projector purchase example to illustrate immediate gratification versus future savings
buellerbueller: Offers the counterpoint that taxes fund collective benefits we all enjoy

Love of corporate bullshit is correlated with bad judgment

Score: 55 | Comments: 17 | Posted: 2 hours ago

Summary

Cory Doctorow argues that affinity for corporate jargon and “bullshit” language correlates with poor decision-making and judgment in business contexts. The piece examines how organizations that embrace meaningless buzzwords and empty corporate speak tend to make worse strategic choices compared to those that use clear, direct language. The article connects this linguistic pattern to broader issues of organizational dysfunction, suggesting that comfortable relationships with vagueness and obfuscation reflect and enable poor thinking. The argument is supported by examples of companies that fell for their own rhetoric and made catastrophic decisions as a result.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of specific examples of corporate jargon leading to bad outcomes
Questions about whether jargon usage is a symptom or cause of poor decision-making
Comparisons between different organizational cultures and their language patterns

System Administration

An update on Steam / GOG changes for OpenTTD

Score: 98 | Comments: 56 | Posted: 3 hours ago

Summary

The OpenTTD (Open Transport Tycoon Deluxe) development team has provided an update regarding changes to their distribution on Steam and GOG platforms. The update discusses technical and logistical considerations for maintaining the game on multiple digital distribution platforms, including how they handle version synchronization, patching, and platform-specific requirements. This is particularly relevant for open source games and game engine projects that must balance community-driven development with commercial distribution channel requirements. The transparency about the process provides insights into the challenges of cross-platform game distribution for independent and open source projects.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of the technical challenges of maintaining consistent builds across platforms
Questions about revenue sharing and financial arrangements for open source games on commercial platforms
Appreciation for the team’s transparency about the distribution process

Other

Afroman found not liable in defamation case

Score: 943 | Comments: 530 | Posted: 7 hours ago

Summary

Rapper Afroman has been found not liable in a defamation lawsuit after he included footage of police officers in his music videos without their permission during a raid on his home. The case centered on whether his use of the footage in videos viewed millions of times constituted defamation of the officers involved. The verdict has implications for First Amendment rights, particularly regarding the use of real footage in artistic and political expression versus privacy rights of individuals captured incidentally. The case gained significant attention due to Afroman’s visibility and the unusual circumstances surrounding the original raid and subsequent video usage.

Key Discussion Points

(Comments are extensive and ongoing, covering legal implications, First Amendment rights, and privacy concerns)

Connecticut and the 1 Kilometer Effect

Score: 10 | Comments: 1 | Posted: 1 hour ago

Summary

This article explores an interesting socioeconomic phenomenon observed in Connecticut, describing what the author calls the “1 Kilometer Effect” where dramatic disparities in wealth and quality of life can occur over very short distances. The piece examines how geographic proximity doesn’t translate to social or economic proximity, with adjacent neighborhoods experiencing vastly different opportunities and outcomes. This pattern reflects broader questions about urban development, zoning policies, and how communities can become stratified despite geographic adjacency. The analysis draws on local examples to illustrate universal patterns of inequality and segregation in urban planning.

Key Discussion Points

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Consensus Board Game

Score: 62 | Comments: 9 | Posted: 2 hours ago

Summary

Alexey Kopylov describes the design and mechanics of a board game called “Consensus” that explores how groups reach agreement or fail to do so. The game is designed to illustrate social dynamics, group decision-making processes, and the challenges of achieving consensus in diverse groups. By gamifying the consensus-building process, the game serves both as entertainment and as an educational tool for understanding how different factors affect group dynamics—from communication styles to power imbalances to cultural differences. The article discusses the game’s design philosophy, play mechanics, and what players learn about collaboration and conflict resolution.

Key Discussion Points

Questions about how well the game captures real-world consensus dynamics
Discussion of potential applications in team building and organizational training
Interest in the mathematical or game-theoretic properties of the game mechanics

Monuses and Heaps

Score: 11 | Comments: 1 | Posted: 2 days ago

Summary

This technical blog post discusses the “monus” operation (a variant of subtraction used in computer science, particularly in the context of binary heaps) and its relationship to heap data structures. The monus operation is defined as max(a - b, 0), ensuring non-negative results, and has applications in various algorithms and data structures. The article explores how monus operations interact with heap operations, properties that emerge from this interaction, and potential optimizations or alternative implementations. This type of deep dive into fundamental operations is valuable for developers working on performance-critical code or studying algorithms and data structures.

Key Discussion Points

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Ramtrack.eu – RAM Price Intelligence

Score: 60 | Comments: 19 | Posted: 4 hours ago

Summary

Ramtrack.eu is a price tracking service focused specifically on RAM (Random Access Memory) modules, helping consumers and IT professionals track pricing trends across vendors and over time. The service addresses the specific volatility of RAM prices, which can fluctuate significantly based on supply chain issues, cryptocurrency mining trends, and manufacturing capacity. By providing historical pricing data and alerts, users can make informed purchasing decisions about when to buy memory upgrades for personal computers or enterprise infrastructure. The service represents a niche but valuable application of price intelligence in the hardware market.

Key Discussion Points

Discussion of RAM price trends and factors that influence them
Questions about the reliability of the data sources and vendor coverage
Interest in expanding the service to other hardware components

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